I'm buying (poll 1060547)

I'm buying

0 bottles of champagne (I'm a Repub)

1-5 bottles of champagne (I'm a delusional Repub)

6-10 bottles of champagne (I'm one of those crack-opiate Repubs)

1-5 bottles of champagne (I'm a confident Dem)

6-10 bottles of champagne (there's no freaking way the Repubs will win)

11-20 bottles of champagne (I'm an alcoholic)

11-20 bottles of champagne (I had a coupon)

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