How jealous of me are you right now?

• I'm not. You are totally lame, and by the way, screwdrivers are so old school.

• I would sell my first-born to an Evil Baby Orphanage just to meet John and Hank Green.

• What's a nerdfighter?

• I am overwhelmingly jealous of you and your extreme awesomeness.

• Please don't waste my time with anymore pointless polls. You suck.