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• (1) walking slower now than I did before I started my downtown Phoenix job.

• (2) walking the same speed as always but the downtown Phoenicians are all track runners.

• (3) perceiving that I walk slowly only in comparison to those around me in downtown Phoenix versus in comparison to those around me everywhere except downtown Phoenix.

• (4) manifesting a state of slow walking or a state of being surrounded by super-speedy walkers (perhaps due to my rather strong feelings of revelry when they have to wait for the same light as me - sn

• (5) completely off my rocker.

• Other: