2008 Chickenhawk of the Year (Poll Closed) (poll 1223234)

2008 Chickenhawk of the Year (Poll Closed)

Orsen Scott Card, "If gays get married, I'm resuming the Civil War" 28% (547 votes)
Modern Conservative, “SPARTANS!!!!!!“ 16% (306 votes)
Instapunk (feat. Oldpunk), “Only I have the courage to pseudonomously call black people "niggers" on the internet“ 24% (470 votes)
Keith Arnold, “I am John Galt!“ 16% (308 votes)
Ben Shapiro, “Enough of Radical Islam” 16% (320 votes)

Total Votes: 1,951

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Joe Max - 15 years ago

Even though nobody makes me squirm in disgust like Orson Scott "Behold My Mighty Pen" Card, since the award is for Chickenhawk of the Year, it has to go to Shapiro. He's of perfect military age, could easily schlep down to the local recruiter who be more than happy to give Benjy his chance to "avenge his brothers blood" with a little bloodbathing of his own.

Cpl. Kareem Rashad Sultan Khan was the same age as Shapiro, but this MUSLIM kid from New Jersey waited until he was barely old enough to enlist, and joined the Army to go to Iraq and serve the country he loved. He was killed there by an IED and is buried in Arlington.

What are you waiting for, young Ben? Kareem's blood is crying out from the ground...