What kind of materials do you expect to receive (or have you received) for Christmas, Hanukkah, Winter Solstice, or [Your Holiday Here]?

• Precious metals!

• Steel - MANLY steel.

• Electronic materials coated in polymer.

• Pocket change.

• Natural materials - baby needs a new Coach bag/100% wool sweater/Louisville Slugger!

• Biomaterials - baby needs a new hip!

• Coal. Who are we trying to kid?

• Non-materials - all you need is love.