What Does Scalzi Have to Be Ashamed Of?
Chronic halitosis
Basement Shrine to Ashley Tisdale
Voted for Nader. Three times
Once swallowed a live squirrel, vomited it up, swallowed it again
In the closet about his rampant vegesexuality
Secretly despises bacon
Not properly ashamed of being ashamed
Dresses in a female transvestite's clothing
Thinks Uwe Boll is the greatest German director since Fritz Lang
Does the choreography to "Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)" on front of the bathroom mirror, in an edible thong
Being a Templar
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