And the award for dubious decision-making goes to:

• Tabitha, for giving the keys to her house to a couple of sexed-up teens

• Annie and Ethan, for (1) ordering sweetbreads, and (2) lighting a fire inthe middle of a massive heat wave

• Harry and Debbie, for getting it on in the back of the minivan where the kids could find them

• Naomi, for jumping to conclusions about Adrianna, then spreading rumors without confirmation

• Dixon, for getting relationship advice from Navid.