When it comes to being "green", which best describes you?

• I'm totally green. I've even used grass clipping to weave a new bedspread.

• I'm mostly green...at least to the point I can afford to be.

• I'm sort of green. I usually recycle, mostly when it's convenient.

• I agree with being green. I'm just too lazy to do it.

• You're a bunch of idiot hippies. And landfills are cool.