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• Three bedrooms, two baths and one homicide. This place is going to sell like hotcakes.

• Another hotel? Awesome dad. I hope this one has hooker sheets like the last one.

• I just got molested by Casper the pervy ghost!

• Oh, come on! What kind of ghost messed with a man's wheels?

• 'You hunt ghosts?' 'Yes.' 'Like Scooby Doo?' 'Better.'

• Hey, Fonzie -- question for you. This indestructable force field made out of salt? Have to be kosher stuff, or what?