1. A cake shortage

2. A plague of 4x4s

3. A plague of barely caffeinated, freeze dried coffee tasting of decayed rodent droppings

4. A plague of chuggers

5. A plague of consultants

6. A plague of consultations

7. A plague of drunken yahoos rampaging through the city streets

8. A plague of ill-conceived and largely unworkable laws which if fully implemented would erode our civil liberties

9. A plague of mobiles on the train

10. A plague of raging f**kwits

11. A plague of spam

12. A plague of telemarketers trying to flog thou discount kitchens

13. A swarm of Flips

14. And lo! He did smite them with toilet roll multipack wrappers that looked like they had rolls in them but were actually empty

15. aplagueofpolypocketsscatteredonthefloorsoyouskidonthematnightandhurtyourself

16. Credit running in the gutters

17. No WiFi

18. remote controls were removed from the land and there was great searching and casting of curses and pillows

19. Rubbish WM Travel travelling youths playing rubbish music through rubbish phone speakers...rubbish

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