Attacked by feral hogs while visitng abandoned goat farm

Dying of styarvation after being trapped in a well/mine shaft/cave

Contracting mesolthelioma after exploring an asbestos filled warehouse

Bitten by tick, contracts lyme disease, goes insane

Attacked by jersey devil

Tries to sneak into Boiardo house, gets whacked by the mob

Damages expensive camera, murdered by MrsLostinJersey

Is arrested for trespassing, refuses to become Bubba's bitch, meets the business end of a toothbrush shiv

Visits toxic waste dump, gets dangerous chemical into his blood stream, dies painful death months later when no one would think "it's petrobenzohydroxide from that chemical plant you visited!"

Falls off a cliff

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