How will lostinjersey die?
Attacked by feral hogs while visitng abandoned goat farm
Dying of styarvation after being trapped in a well/mine shaft/cave
Contracting mesolthelioma after exploring an asbestos filled warehouse
Bitten by tick, contracts lyme disease, goes insane
Attacked by jersey devil
Tries to sneak into Boiardo house, gets whacked by the mob
Damages expensive camera, murdered by MrsLostinJersey
Is arrested for trespassing, refuses to become Bubba's bitch, meets the business end of a toothbrush shiv
Visits toxic waste dump, gets dangerous chemical into his blood stream, dies painful death months later when no one would think "it's petrobenzohydroxide from that chemical plant you visited!"
Falls off a cliff
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