Favorite line

• Ray, after the chase: That's for making me remember I had asthma when I was a kid!

• Chris, to Sam: You had me really thinking you were Irish. You're good at accents! Like Rich Little!

• Ray, on Jimmy: He has marshmallow guns, knives and coffins in his bowl of Lucky Charms every morning. He's magically malicious!

• Young Sammy to Sam: 'Was your father bad, Luke?' 'My father... went over to the dark side. '

• Colleen, when Sam comes to after the fight: Glad you're here. I was afraid we'd run out of drunken Irish Hoodlums today...