Part of the episode most likely to make you bang your head against a wall until you lose consciousness:

• Brennan's tired anti-religion remarks

• Booth looking at a desiccated corpse and craving potato chips

• NotZack's pointless tendency toward onomatopoeia. See, he's not just a Muslim -- he's got a quirk, too!

• Angela and Hodgins finding -- and using -- a fully made bed in the storage cavern

• The premise that a bunch of girls would get pregnant to be like their Glorious Leader

• The whole episode made me long for the sweet release of unconsciousness

• What are you talking about? The episode was fine! Stop being so nit-picky!