Favorite non-Ray quote

• How many times were you going to try to toss the garbage in there? What did you think was going on? Wacky raccoons?

• 'Who are you?' 'The Dream Police. We live inside of your head.'

• I had a friend like that once. I called him Jibber. He was a talking walrus. Of course, I was 5...

• Who wants Jimmy dead? The cops, the Italians, the Russians, his high school metal shop teacher, his ex-girlfriend, TWO of my ex-girlfriends, and Jimmy's father.

• While you were sleeping, Chris, Spiro Agnew turned out to be a great disappointment to us all.