How do you think the "Crackle" victim will die?

• Drowned in a bowl of Rice Krispies

• Roasted over a spit and moistened with deer stock

• Aborted defenestration ... through a closed window

• Choking on a Hershey's miniature

• Bones excruciatingly broken one by one

• Head bashed on an ice rink

• Other -- please elaborate below!