Favorite quote:

• 'The annual murder rate in Norway is 0.7.' 'Less than one murder per year?' 'In that case, they should solve the ones they have or they'll never get any practice!'

• 'What's black metal?' 'I dunno. It's Norwegian. Whoooooole different kind of black.'

• What were you, lead dulcimer in a flute band?

• I'm disturbed that despite my extensive training as an anthropologist, all these bands sound alike ...

• 'Was Lexie like your Yoko Ono?' 'What is that, a Bible reference?'

• Jeez, what are we, the island of misfit toys?