Favorite Gordon quote:

• For three glorious years I wore spandex, silver lame, pancake makeup and played a guitar shaped like a spaceship. I was quite pretty in my way.

• Now, if you recall, it was shooting inanimate objects that had you brought to me for therapy in the first place.

• My alter ego: a bisexual alien with a taste for 6-inch platform shoes, spandex, glitter and an exhibitionist disdain for underclothing.

• 'Alas, I'm afraid I wouldn't agree with that, no.' 'Wow. Which part?' 'Well, everything you just said.'

• He does that, doesn't he? He wants to be underestimated.