Favorite quote

• When the tests are complete, feel free to use whatever despicable acts of violence are in your nature. You can eat them if you want -- I don't care.

• I am offering you assistant manager. Will you be my ass man?

• You should be so lucky that a man of his stature would defile your mother!

• 'You don't think I can kill you with my thumb or my elbow? Nerd bludgeoned by radiator?' 'You can't kill me with that radiator! It's far too confined in this car to get the appropriate torque!'

• 'Stay in the car!' 'Technically, I still have one foot in the car!'

• 'There was a time in my life that I didn't have a lot going ion in my life either. Dead end job, no girl...' 'Really?' 'Well no, John, no. But this is not the answer.'

• Mr. Bartowski, you are free to return to... whatever it is you do.