Favorite quote:

• 'Grief can be very difficult to process, so if anyone needs to talk.. 'That's why they have booze, sweets.'

• 'The judge said he didn't want to grant a request to an author of pulp mystery books just because she wanted to get a little feel publicity. 'The man is a fool! They're not pulp!'

• I'm king of the funeral!

• 'And now you've managed to insult an entire culture and their belief system.' 'She does that everyone. '

• Can you get lost? I can be devastatingly charming if you aren't watching me.

• 'Do you think he'd want to see this?' 'I'm pretty sure he would. Especially if they were in Jell-o.'