Favorite quote

• 'Your country is calling you.' 'I think my country might have the wrong number.'

• 'Don't take another step -- my wife warned me about you!' 'Good warnings, I hope!'

• Why are you letting Sam Kinison and an Indian lesbian ruin your wedding?

• A real shotgun wedding! Just think -- that terrible pun is the last thing you'll ever hear

• Oh, Chuck me!

• Other: