Which is your favorite Arlen Specter caption?

• "Come one, come all! Step right up!! See the Spectacular Specter as he walks, without a net, The Rail of Death - a harrowing balancing act like no other! ...

• New Answer"Even back then he couldn't choose which side of the track he should be on.

• "Straddling the middle, as usual.

• "He may be jumping off one track onto another track with a train coming in the other direction.

• "Low grades, trains, Anita Hill, hah, I laugh in the face of danger, political or otherwise, Arlen Specter seems to be saying as he walks the rail line in southern Lancaster County.

• "Ah yes, you can RAILROAD anything through, if you balance your your career on both sides of the aisle.

• "I guess Arlen Knows when to jump off the track when the train is coming.

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