Favorite quote

• Last night I had to go on a date with an actress, Sam. An actress! I can't even date models anymore!

• I am about to throw a bechlor party that is going to slap all other bachelor parites in the face with its private parts.

• You do not touch another man's DVR -- you might as well hump my grandma!

• All hail Andi Palpatine, dark lord of the workbench

• It's only a matter of time before she falls for those glorious pecs and glistening abs!

• Well, he's definitely getting pointers from Steve. He did the double butt grab -- that's Steve's signature move.