Favorite demonic quote:

• I suppose some dumb bastard stood here, felt a jolt of his holy juice and thought 'I'm going to build me a nun factory.' Well, it was the right idea... wrong angel.

• Look at you all 'roided up. You're like A-Rod and Madonna.

• The others have lost faith. Dickless heathens!

• 'St. Mary's, abandoned in '72 after a priest disemboweled eight nuns.' 'What's black and white and read all over?'

• Yeah, I'm sure you're a little angry right now, but I mean, come on, Sam, even you have to admit I'm... I'm awesome!