When a performing artist is spotted off stage, what should you do: (Poll Closed)

• Scream, shout, faint, then get up and follow him to his car if you want. He's a performer. Accepting audience love is part of the job description.
  0%
   
• If you have something to say, go ahead and say it. But there is an appropriate time and place for the camera phone and the Sharpie, and the check out line isn't it.
  53%
   
• Are you kidding? Comportment, people. Let the man buy his celery in peace. You can worship him at the theater, when you've paid for the privilege.
  35%
   
• Other
  12%