Are you planning to run the Portland Drag Race this Sunday?

• Yes, I'm planning to run it in costume.

• Yes, but I'm treating it as a serious race.

• I would like to run it, but I'm intimidated by the setting.

• No, it doesn't fit into my race schedule.

• No, mile races are too short and/or fast for me.

• No, like Jerry Seinfeld and George Costanza I don't want anybody to get the wrong impression about me (not that there's anything wrong with it).