Choose your favorite caption! (Poll Closed)

• Lucky you. Sex, lies and no videotape.
  32%
  72 votes
   
• It basically says you're a liar, not a criminal.
  18%
  40 votes
   
• Here's the report sir. I have to go wash my hands now.
  11%
  25 votes
   
• Reads like a Senate page turner.
  5%
  11 votes
   
• It's a misprint. It's supposed to say "AGE REPORT."
  34%
  77 votes