Sarah Palins plans after July 2009

• Write more books and make millions

• Start secret program to land a man on Mars by 2010

• Rapture

• Host a info-tainment show

• Pro Wrestler

• Fish with the family until media gets bored

• Host a Shopping Channel show

• Maverick!

• Run in 2012 for President

• Quit? Gosh darnit, that's just a cutesy way to say vacation in Alaska

• Run for Senate

• Fade out of spotlight and be the best darn mom in Alaska