The Online Application System. Is it?

• Too Short. How can the story of my life be fitted into a mere extended essay?

• Too Long. How on earth can anyone be expected to read 250 of these?

• Inspired. Exactly the right questions to enable Chambers to sort the wheat from the chaff.

• Dreary. The questions are so bog standard that everybody except the frankly weird will give a variant of the same answer.

• Flexible. Like a Romanian gymnast I can tune the subtleties of my application to the Chambers of my dreams

• Inflexible. Like a lawyer-designed straitjacket

• Other: