Choose your favorite caption! (Poll Closed)

• No thanks, I'm trying to forget.
  13%
  23 votes
   
• Yes, I'm afraid we do.
  18%
  31 votes
   
• I'll sign, but I'm only 17. Can you keep a secret?
  31%
  54 votes
   
• Don't think he'll make much money with his kissing booth.
  35%
  62 votes
   
• I see they're starting Sam's de-election campaign.
  4%
  7 votes