I, John Scalzi, Command You to Do My Bidding! (poll 1803419)

I, John Scalzi, Command You to Do My Bidding!

Yes, master!

What? No, you silly man.

Will there be cake if I do? Because, you know. I'd do a LOT for cake.

I did your bidding yesterday. I'm not, like, a bidding machine.

Well, see, the last time I did your bidding, I got a rash. I don't want a rash.

I took care of your bidding before you asked, because I'm pre-emptive that way! Also I sneak in and stare at you while you sleep.

Give me a sec. I need to file down my fingerprints first.

Sorry, I have to do Neil Gaiman's bidding, and then Charlie Stross's. What can I say, I'm swamped.

I did your bidding once, and got stuck with an eBay tchotchke I didn't want. You still owe me $38.50 for it.

Me do YOUR bidding?!? You're supposed to do MY bidding!

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