While we’ve already taken some liberties with the “Blue Like Jazz” screenplay, there’s always room for one more plot twist. Vote for your favorite:

• Switch campus setting from Reed College to Reed School of Cosmetology

• Sexy Carrot becomes house mother at uptight All Endive sorority

• Confession booth violates building code, Mayor threatens teardown

• Tony the Trash-Talkin’ Robot

• Don adopts a cuddly, manuscript-eating Labrador named Lucy