What's your favorite dead person tweet?

• "I suggest it was Professor Plum, in the conservatory, with the candlestick." Elise

• "Guess where you can put this week's timesheet?" Teenie

• "Where am I going? And why am I in this handbasket?" Todd Waldron

• "Please use some of the life insurance money to tip the hooker and have the drapes dry cleaned." Steve

• "Anyone seen my phone charger?" Sharon Krinsky

• "Don't follow me" Ward