What do you plan to do with your first five weeks of the semester?

• Analyze the syllabus with CSI-like attention to detail in a search for loopholes

• Attend class in full military regalia to demonstrate a new level of commitment to my teahcers

• Dominate my classes so completely, so categorically, that my instructors and fellow students are rendered speechless in my presence.

• Wildcard option: Master the art of carbonating my own beverages

• Sleep ... and eat cereal