Vote for your favorite "We Didn't Start the Fire" caption! (Poll Closed)

• God finally weighs in on equal temperament.
  35%
   
• Emanuel Ax rehearses for his history-making, first-ever performance by an American pianist, in Pyongyang, North Korea.
  8%
   
• Despite Appearance by Billy Joel, Burning Piano Man Festival Flops
  31%
   
• "And how would you like your piano prepared this evening, sir?"
  27%