Why do you think we can't flush toilet paper in Greece?

• It would choke the dolphins.

• Because Greece has such a complex toilet paper to newsprint recycling system.

• You wouldn't want to anger the nymphs that make the tiny wastebaskets, would you?

• Because you're in Greece, so stop your whining.

• If you did, it would be the sh*t storm of all time.

• The sewers are already full of politicians' crap, so we don't want to add to the problem.

• Because the ancient Greeks couldn't flush rocks.

• None of the above.