If a magical turnip appeared in front of you and forced you to choose one of three outcomes, which would you choose?!

• To be turned into a super attractive guy that women would go crazy for, but have a 2-inch penis(erect!) This could not be altered for as long as you live.

• To be turned into an ugly and repulsive guy, but end up with a extremely large penis; the Ron Jeremy look. Once again, you could never alter your body.

• To be killed by the magical turnip resulting in you heading to the afterlife and explaining to everyone how you got done in by a turnip.