Vote For Your Favorite "A Fool Such As I" Caption! (Poll Closed)

• Fall from Graceland. . .
  17%
   
• Well since my baby left me/I found a new place to dwell/It’s down at the end of lonely street/at…the woodwind section?
  13%
   
• Elvis isn’t dead, he plays in the Cleveland Orchestra!
  3%
   
• Elvis Named Guest of Honor at Annual Dead White Male Convention
  67%