Vote For Your Favorite "Viol-Lita" Caption! (Poll Closed)

• You must be at least five feet tall to play this instrument.
  19%
   
• Gustavo Dudamel’s secret shame: the sad fate of children who outgrow El Sistema.
  35%
   
• Down in the Grotto of Ol’ Viol, the sacred Girl-Child is introduced to her guru before beginning her pilgrimage.
  8%
   
• Unemployed bassist tries a new image based on the popularity of the movie, “The Soloist.”
  23%
   
• After consuming two of the trio’s members, Tiki idol eyes small child.
  15%