Choose your favorite caption! (Poll Closed)

• I guess sitting carries a bigger penalty than lying.
  46%
  43 votes
   
• I've been laid off. Can you spare some change?
  3%
  3 votes
   
• Hey, that's my investment banker.
  15%
  14 votes
   
• Hey dude, you're in my spot.
  13%
  12 votes
   
• Your dog and the mayor both need to be kept on a short leash.
  23%
  22 votes