Hypothetically, if an American were to be bitten by a Canadian werewolf (on U.S. soil) should the newly minted werewolf (the American) gain duel citizenship?

• There are hardly any Canadian werewolves thanks to socialized medicine, so this scenario is highly unlikely.

• Yes, the new werewolf should prepare for a diet of poutine and bacon (the round kind).

• No, that's ridiculous (and you know it, Justin).