David Letterman was allegedly the prey of a man who threatened to write a screenplay to make Letterman’s life hell. What are the top new forms of extortion? (Poll Closed)

• I’ll plaster your Facebook wall with “Three Wolf Moon” t-shirts.
  8%
   
• I’ll broadcast multiple tweets about how empty and meaningless your life is.
  23%
   
• I’ll rewire the GPS on your kid’s cellphone so it appears she’s in the red-light district of Shanghai.
  8%
   
• I’ll post the video of your 1972 Bar Mitzvah on YouTube.
  62%