I shop at Walmart because. . .
I work there and have been completely brainwashed into believing unions (the only thing that can help me) are evil
Its Christmas and I'm hoping i can murder a fellow shopper by trampling them
I just don't give a fuck and i'm a total jackass
I like to oogle obese mothers corralling multiple fat screaming kids.
I want to buy the same shit 6 months later when mine breaks.
I hope to one day earn an income as low as the poor sucker making my goods (after some unemployment)
I care not for myself or others
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