What's the grossest image in Jason Whitlock's latest column?

• Whitlock posing nude next to Serena Williams, Gina Carano and Claire Bevilacqua.

• Whitlock wearing a banana hammock.

• Actually, I'd kinda like to see Whitlock in the buff.

• C'mon, Whitlock in a banana hammock would be awesome.

• Meh. I wish Whitlock would stick to writing about "oozing pumpkins," "stuffed onions," and "strange tang."

• Where's the gardening references?