Vote for your favorite "Welcome to the Jungle" caption. (Poll Closed)

• No YOUR hair is prettier!
  30%
   
• Esa: “You’re a friggin’ conducting animal! Now remember, I gave you the ‘Dude’ nickname. Before that, you were just ‘Dud.’ Don’t disappoint me. I can take this ALL away.”
  9%
   
• # Aww, man, you’re gonna love it here. The food is awesome and everyone speaks spanish. It’ll feel just like home.
  9%
   
• Oh hell yeah, your conducting arm is RIPPED.
  26%
   
• I assure you, this is how we always pass the baton.
  26%