Conspiricy Question: Why is Adland Suit anonymous?
He's really a Tesco Express worker who dreams of a job in advertising. Well read - he assumes the character of a switched-on adland suit in his fag breaks
He's not human. The persona is an experimental 'viral' campagin for an as yet unlaunched new brand
He's actually got the face of a monkey. Accidentally transplanted in an African village hospital cock-up after a freek accident on a trip to adopt a baby with Madonna
A top brand wants to sue his ass after false claims about social media's ability to make the client CEO better in bed
He's wanted by the FBI
He's really just a jumped-up exec with an out-of-town regional working on local council pamphlets instead
He's the father of numerous adland babies after debauched awards nights, and fears that the CSA might spot him
He REALLY is a senior suit at a top 10 agency, but his fellow senior suits would realise he spends all day on blogs and twitter
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