Pets: What costume will you wear this Halloween?

• Something seasonal: a pumpkin, black cat, bat, witch or devil.

• Something heroic: a lion, super-dog/cat or Spiderman.

• Something fantastical: a pirate, princess, ballerina or angel.

• Something cute: a ladybug or bumble bee.

• Something funny: a clown or a hot dog.

• Something iconic: Michael Jackson, Sarah Palin or Britney Spears.

• Money's tight but I'll still celebrate, just in a fanciful collar or bow-tie.

• My owner should save the money for the basics, such as treats. I'm going in the buff.