Would you play out the scene depicted in the story?

• Yes, like Mike's character I'd willingly dress up in the satin pirate costume and let the guards manhandle me as they "sawed" me in half.

• I'd be an "unwilling" victim like Clark's character, but utimately find myself powerless and helpless against the brute force of the guards, the shackles, and the executioner's saw.

• I'd want to be the one sawing the handsome, satin clad, man in half.

• I'd be the one holding the man's feet or hands.