The all-time best episode of "The Brady Bunch" is:

• "Oh, my nose!"

• Jan goes brunette

• The freaky Hawaii episode(s)

• "Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"

• Bobby plays the drums

• Peter meets his "double" and dates two girls at once

• "When it's time to change, you've got to rearrange"

• Greg and the stolen goat

• "Mom always said, 'Don't play ball in the house.'"

• None of the above (feel free to share your choice in the comments section!)