The only thing to better the new series of Top Gear would be...

• Free petrol for a year

• Clarkson to become Prime Minister

• A date with Megan Fox

• Don't be silly, there's nothing

• Winning £45.5 million on the lottery

• May coming round for dinner

• Being given a Ferrari 458

• Being given two Ferrari 458s

• Getting Hammond's phone number

• Driving lessons from the Stig