Why aren't you on KB often?

• I had to, umm, do something really important which I just happened to forget this minute. Funny how these things happen, right?

• I fell asleep before I finished reading all the comments

• A school project. I still haven't figured out how to murder my *insert subject here* teacher.

• Since I'm on the run from the FBI, I can't stick around much.

• I got hit by a coconut in a freak accident and have been amnesic until now.

• My browser is being mean to me.

• I was to busy obsessing about a certain actor.

• NaNoWriMo ate my life.

• My dog ate my KB bookmark.

• I'd like to tell you that, but I'm afraid I'd have to kill you.

• My grandmother's funeral. She refuses to stay dead so we have to have several.

• I refuse to speak in the absence of my lawyer.

• Kokopelli abducted me.

• Blame the HPBs!

• Other: